Chores

Heard in my house in the last 10 minutes:
"Mommy, you give me that duster. You don't get to do all the chores, you know."

"Come play with me. You can't do any more chores. Daddy has to do the rest and you have to play."

"AAAAaaaaaaa bababababababababa. Squeak."

And, I'll abide by each and every one of these.